There’s lots of survival guides around for how to ‘do’ the Edinburgh Festival Fringe – mainly involving wellies and Berocca (other branded vitamin C tablets are available).
However our resident serial killers Mel, Steven and Jay didn’t feel these guides are quite appropriate to their needs...
So, as part of their outreach work with Psycho-Not-So-Anonymous, here’s a rather more, er, ‘tailored’ guide for the psychopath abroad.
The Psycho-Not-So-Anonymous (PNSA) Survival Guide
to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
1. Consider your accent
2. Do your research
3. Enjoy the Mile
4. Choose your marks wisely
When assessing potential marks you have a variety of food groups to choose from - each with their own benefits and drawbacks:
5. Embrace the rain
7. Pace yourself
8. Enjoy the show!