No. 3: SHINY & NEW

Write a monologue, they said, make it interesting, they said, draw your inspiration from this picture of an actor, they said...

I'd post the image of the actor on here but he might be a bit, er, concerned, by what I've come up with (sorry dude). 

So, here's a typically Whelian-tale full of joy and romance and cheer...oh wait, that's not my style at all...*

*and yes I did just use 'Whelian' as an expression.